My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via mouthcuminthemiddle)
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(Source: shaving23spiders, via kittenmeat)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via mailbomb)
(Source: tumblrisforlulz, via cytoplasms)
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
(via madeforawoman)
further evidence that cats are fucking evil
(Source: calltherapist)
i asked my mom if i could have some of the chocolate cake a friend made for her and she said no and i was like wow whatever bitch i don’t want none anyway
(via cockstreetboys)
Let me play you the song of my people.
(Source: 90s90s90s)
I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
(via partyingwithgrandma)
